cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."

"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil

by CerealShip January 15, 2024

cereal

1. the thing you eat in the morning when you have nothing else to eat.
2. the thing you eat in the morning when you lazy as fuck.

I'm gonna eat some cereal today.

by fxLight August 6, 2017

Punani Cereal

A vagina that is so that is so delicious you can eat it with a spoon and some milk

Dude, my girlfriend Olivia has the best punani cereal.

by edge master June 5, 2024

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019