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Canada isn't a country but a theme park the money looks like something you could get at a fair and their passports glow in the dark Canada is also home to the rare species known as a gamer girl
"Canada is a theme park"
Canada by beagle bee June 7, 2021
Canada is a country in North America, straddling the Arctic, Atlantic, Pacific Oceans and the Hudson Bay. It is the second-largest country in the world just after Russia and it's population is 38,131, 104. It has 3 territories and 10 provinces : the ten provinces are British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. It's territories are Nunavut, Northwest Territories and Yukon.

As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
James, let's go to Manitoba in Canada!

... Sounds like a good trip, let's go to Canada!
Canada by LemMoon September 10, 2021
A make believe place where bagged milk exists, and all it's inhabitants are mythological creatures.
Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"

Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
Canada by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021
That place to the right of Alaska which people think doesn't exist.
Guy 1: What's Canada?
Guy 2: That place to the right of Alaska.
Guy 1:....what's Alaska?
Canada by Stanarchist September 28, 2021
the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Canada by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant

Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
Canada by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021