Cactus

Connor Blundell

"That guy is so weird"
"Yeh he's a cactus"

by the sickest cunt out June 2, 2015

cactus

A funny word to say at people.

Hey Radio Talkshow man, Cactus! Hahaha!

by Adam Corolla October 8, 2003

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010

Cactus

A bar in the bottom of a Mexican restaurant named Manana that serves moderately priced mixed drinks to underage kids.
A nice place to get wasted. The owner is a shady looking Paki guy.

Should we go to Cactus tonight and get fucked up?
Hell yes.

by Kate M. April 16, 2008

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

cactus-ing

the act of loving your girlfriend.

I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.

by SupDaniii March 30, 2010

cactus

To become erect, get a hard on

When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)

by Ortiboy July 25, 2008