Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.

Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019

crunchy brownie

Brownies with so much weed its more weed than brownie

Yo diego just made some crunchy brownies, he's about fuck some people up

by The big man down the lane December 04, 2019

Crunchy

To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level

Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.

Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.

by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019