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Angry Crackhead

When you say to a crackhead I’ll give you some money to suck your dick and as you are about to cum run away with your money in hand
I let a crackhead suck me off for money then as I came I ran away with my money in hand this is called an angry crackhead
by Angry crackhead August 27, 2021
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Crackhead-sapien

THEY'RE NOT HUMAN

Crackhead sapiens are not homo sapiens but are absolute crackheads from the dawn of man to the crack of dawn.
Crackhead-sapien: Have you seen john lately he is an absolute crackhead-sapien he bought a q this morning and its already gone!
by king Julien 123 July 1, 2021
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Crackhead

a person who abuses drugs
Melissa is now a crackhead
by BustedCusted July 9, 2021
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Crackhead Range

A long 3 point field goal in basketball, usually made from 35-40 feet out. So named because only a crackhead would legitimately attempt a shot from this range.
That guy from Florida was on fire shooting from long range today. He was even making it from crackhead range.
by King of Kings 6 January 30, 2012
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Crackhead

A person with way too much energy, as if they were on crack. They seem to bounce off the walls. Not to be confused with someone who is actually on crack.
You're so hyper today. Calm down, you crackhead.
by Amai Karai January 13, 2023
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crackhead

A habitual user of substances that is both dependent and displaying scummy behaviour.
Fay is such a crackhead even though they keep denying it, they cant stop using drugs.
by HOSSIK January 18, 2023
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