Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 06, 2009

godzilla cough

to cough very loud

1: *cough* *cough* ... *COUGH* *COUGH*
2: dat godzilla cough, rip

by zererutaru May 31, 2017

gobble cough

When you shove your dick so far into a girls mouth it makes her cough.

I got head off that girl last night, I shoved my dick in so far it made her gobble cough.

by PotatoSnakes June 27, 2014

Coughing Cavity

When a woman has a cold and can't stop coughing while giving a blowjob.

Last night my woman almost nipped my hang dang off while I was in the coughing cavity.

by Lilboyblue62 October 21, 2020

cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 06, 2020

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME March 06, 2018

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023