Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.

Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.

by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Conservative

An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).

Conservative: What is a fetus?

Liberal: An unborn human being?

Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?

Liberal: Yes!

Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?

(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.

(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!

by I_like_hotdogs:) November 1, 2025

Conservative

Someone who wants to conserve the deep belief of America, where freedom and independence resides. Conservatives are not limited to republicans, as are completely different things.

“I support the people who are conservative.”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

City Conservative

Typically a young person, often living in suburban/urban areas who has moderate, centre right conservative values. What separates a City Conservative from their Conservative peers is they are less judgemental and generally open about their beliefs; they will rarely have a party membership and will seldom commit to one political party.

The values of City Conservatives are also often more pragmatic and internal. For example, a city conservative would not voice total opposition to abortion, or shame those who have one, they just would not get one themselves. It is an evolution of the ‘silent majority’ analogy in US politics whereby pragmatic conservatives who want a stable family, a secure job, moral value and a love of country do not want to be placed in the same box as MAGA republicans.

‘Oh yeah James, he’s more of a City Conservative than an outright Tory’

by Komnenos April 21, 2025

Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.

When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’

by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025

Conservative Racism

Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.

Conservative Racism example

Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.

Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.

Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.

by IcePanda April 11, 2024