Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.
by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:
Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
by lowercased April 15, 2006

The antithesis to global warming
While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

by asdfjasdkl;fj;alksdjf November 17, 2016

Male masturbation.
If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008

Change lifestyle: If you continue to make decisions that ruin your life, you need to change your lifestyle. Be determined to and make it a priority to make changes that will change your life for the better.
by Humvee November 23, 2013

Dude: I'm so happy with you!
Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...
Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...
by Santana's Follower June 10, 2016
