Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts

Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE

by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010

Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.

Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.

by BroskiAG August 14, 2021

Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.

I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.

by Liseee82 May 24, 2018

Drinking Buttholes

The art of using someone's butthole as a shot glass

Hey bro, wanna do body shots?

No way, didn't you see Stacie drinking buttholes

by Aceboy812 August 9, 2015

Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.

Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.

by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023

butthole hero

another name for faggot

hes just another butthole hero

by scc712018 June 12, 2018