brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT

p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”

by hotmum December 7, 2022

Brian

Denoting from Brian a character in Family Guy

A pretentious absorber who adopts something they know very little about and uses it to impress the people around them.

Lady Gaga lived in London for a month and started talking in a British accent; she's such a Brian.

He heard The Beatles most popular song and can't stop talking about them like he's some kind of expert; dude is such a Brian.

by stewiegriffinbaldbaby December 13, 2022

Brian

See: Dumb dego guinea wop goomba prick bastard.

Hey you seen Brian? Ya know, that dumb dego guinea wop goomba prick bastard?

by Maddog Jefferson December 24, 2022

Brian

A beta male who can't handle jokes and abuses his discord mod powers. A simple but complex individual who loves pickles and cheese.

Person 1: Brian, I love that shirt is that Pickle Rick?

Brian: Nah, its pickles and cheese

by A yogurt yogurt male March 6, 2023

Brian

the fruity guy in class, hes always seen hugging another dude and stuff. hes also the class clown, he loves football or soccer idk. also he doesnt go to school sometimes, because he is homo. also is related to brian griffin

Jayden: hi brian, wanna hang out and be straight
brian: okayy

by rinrin the binbin March 26, 2023

Brian

A guy that rarely tells the truth because he wants to impress people. He thinks he knows everything. Brian usually is a shy, type of person

My friend told me another Brian and got caught again for it.

by QueenBee20 July 9, 2023

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023