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Baseball

A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.
"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"
by zooweemama1738 July 29, 2019
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Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.
Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.
by Mikeshit September 9, 2019
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Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick
Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better
by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019
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guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*
by e_crix04 October 23, 2019
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Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.
Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite
by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019
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Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019
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baseball

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks
person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring
by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019
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