Baseball

An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes

Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse

Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever

by Laxboi7748 May 31, 2019

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 4, 2019

Baseball

A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.

"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"

by zooweemama1738 July 29, 2019

Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

by Mikeshit September 9, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019