Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 05, 2024

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.

Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.

by Vexinxenox1 May 28, 2022

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022

bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.

Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?

by Woordwys April 30, 2015

bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe

ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark

by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021

all talk no bark

When you only talk and don’t bark

That person is all talk no bark

by Aidan is cool...kinda September 29, 2022