awkward shuffle

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.

Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.

by death rabbit May 21, 2010

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Awkward Bomb

When someone says something that destroys the whole conversation by making it that awkward

Jim: Jenny always eats the fatso

Claire: Thats because shes pregnant you dick!

*Dead conversation*

Dave: Jim just dropped the awkward bomb

by King Blurgh April 8, 2011

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Awkward Curbiness

The awkward feeling that you get waiting at a curb for someone to pick you up, with other cars going by.

This morning I experienced awkward curbiness when I had to wait for a friend at a curb who was half an hour late! I felt so awkward with all the cars passing by!

by An0nnnnnnnnn June 27, 2011

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Awkwad

An awkwardly timed and/or placed wad of semen

Yeah man I blew an awkwad right in her ear

by Derek James Shilo Stone July 11, 2011

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awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.

by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008

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