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Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.
Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"
by Dr.Dildo February 8, 2017
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asses in space

(N.) When you our your friends do something stupid to make someone laugh.
by Alex Seidel December 6, 2003
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excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.
Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.
by mistert2 May 23, 2004
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Aspestis

1.) A commonly used term for asbestos, but with a much more abrasive appearence; often abrasive enough to make someone cringe upon seeing it in writing or text.

2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.

3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.

4.) A word that only a genius would use.

5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.

6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
Johny: "I recently set a pile of money on fire, and blew some aspestis in to my neighbors house for them to injest."

Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"

Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
by CaptainSausagePants September 13, 2011
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Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.
Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?
by Anniew March 18, 2008
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excuses are like asses

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"
by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004
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bad asses

a bunch of kids who hang out in drama class not listening to anything anyone says, they often back talk Mrs. McCrackin. People in this clique consist of Erica Jessica Katie Saad and sometimes Ashley. They even get separated. ALOT! sometimes they snort pills for fun. subjects they often talk about: pedro drugs gorillas hoes candy skating movies ect.
Teacher 1: Thoes bad asses are really crossing the line
teacher 2: we ought to kick the out
by yoooo mammmma January 27, 2009
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