jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist

What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?

by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Get your ass out

To get angry! (Forest of Dean)

You'll probably get your ass out if they keep taking the piss!

They wouldn't take no for an answer so he really got his ass out.

by Macchus November 11, 2025

I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

by richgang7081 September 10, 2023

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021