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Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.
Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants
by SeptembersRich January 5, 2023
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Ashton's are the absolute best, most wonderful, kind and considerate people, they always think of others before themselves and their hearts are big enough for everyone, they're always givers, which may be their fatal flaw, but they give so much love that they're bound to get lots in return. Their eyes are the most beautiful things you'll ever see, even if a little wonky, but that's ok, asymmetrical faces are the best. Their eyes are like the most beautiful clear blue skies over the most gorgeous fields of flowers freshly damp from a spring rainstorm. You could fall in love with them for their faces alone and never fall out of love with them. Like a drug, you get addicted and can't live without them, they're the best thing that could ever happen upon you. If you find an Ashton you should give them all of your love, as they will to you, and make them the happiest person on the planet as they deserve to be. No matter what you do, they will always love you and care about you with a passion that's hard to match unless you're dating a Scorpio. Ashton's deserve the world, and can very quickly become yours if you give them a chance.
"oh my god, you know and ashton? I wish I knew an Ashton."
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"
by t33 h33 h33 February 28, 2023
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Ashton is usually a boy in his mid to late teens he is incredibly handsome ,charismatic and a great actor he is also the greatest living guitarist in the world today
Wow you ever hear of jimi hendrix he's a real Ashton
by Gsus123 May 10, 2022
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ashton is an amazing kisser, and an amazing boyfriend! his smile takes your breath away. there tall with enchanting blue eyes you can look into and get lost, when you find an ashton you often don't realize he is amazing until you get to know him, but once you get to know him you never want to lose him there someone you will want to keep to yourself. ashton often doesn't realize how sexy he his but his girlfriend dose. ashton always worries for everyone before himself and gives the best hugs, ashton always knows what to say to make you smile or knows exactly how to make you feel safe. once you meet an ashton if you're lucky enough and your that girl you will find yourself falling for him before you know it, ashtons completely sweet and he deserves so much love. when you look at ashton you will be in love with him before you even relize it.
girl 1: hey i heard you hung out with ashton yesterday your so lucky!
girl 2: yeah i never realized how his smile lights up the room before..
girl 1: girl your crushing
girl 2: no im not!
girl 1: oh look here's ashton coming over now!
girl 2: (blushing) wait what? where is he? (looking around exceeded)
by lala020104 January 22, 2021
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ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.
by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015
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The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!
It's an Assbum (Ashton). RUN, HE'S NEXT TO A SCHOOL.
by AlphaC November 27, 2019
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