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anal munchkin

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.
"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."
by Rikki January 6, 2004
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Anal boner

1. Being horny for sex up your ass.
2. The gay male equivalent of a girl boner.
Gay guy:"That guys big bulge is giving me an anal boner."
by bitchpwease July 25, 2011
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anal with danal

The action of inserting a cock in Daniel's ass
Hey Noah wanna do anal with Danal
by danalanal March 28, 2015
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Anal Cheese

An erotic party game. Players must shove as much cheese as they can up their ass in 60 seconds. The player who fits the least amount of cheese in their ass when time runs out has to eat out the ass of all the other players.
"Boys, hope you all washed yo asses, because we ain't playin' Soggy Biscuit, we're having an Anal Cheese tournament!"
by DrNutsack August 30, 2020
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anal gang bang

1: Sexual: Partaking in a gang bang-style orgy which is strictly limited to anal sex.

2: Non-sexual: Used to describe a situation or emotion that is less than desired, uncomfortable, or generally bad.
Flip: "Hey yo baby, hows about you an' me hook up and get in on the chocolate train?!"
Rhyonda: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Flip: "Anal gang bang, bitch!"

Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Aaron: "Was I speeding, officer?"
Cop: "Well I should say so. I clocked you at 103mph in a 55mph zone. That carries a God damned hefty fine, young man".
Aaron: "Anal gang bang..."
Cop: "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! There will be NO anal gang bang on my watch, BITCH!"
Aaron: "I love a man in uniform..."
by Babies September 13, 2006
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anal vapor

a gaseous emissions from an anus
by Rabby December 14, 2006
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Anal Virgin

someone with a tight asshole that has yet to be penetrated or
f**cked
Denise was an Anal Virgin until Dave tapped that asshole.
by tapthatass September 23, 2005
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