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absolutes

The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.

meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024
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As Absolute Balls

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016
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absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021
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Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
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ABSOLUTE

Said in Agreement, Approval, Appreciation, or Acknowledgement during social or non-social situations
Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the damn time.......that's ABSOLUTE!!!!!!!
by TRIPLE.M August 29, 2025
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Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
mugGet the absolute monkeymug.

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