Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"

Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!

by Crolojoe August 04, 2011

crusty honey jar

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.

It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

by des, AKA the jazz man January 06, 2007

nug jar

A malnourished dog left in the lot at a show.

Have you seen my dog, nug jar? He was asleep in the lot, and when I came back, he was gone!

by thafunkmeister August 29, 2009

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.

WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB

by XD-Anon June 27, 2019

1 guy 1 jar

A very disturbing video involving a naked man inserting a small jar into his ass by sitting on it. The jar breaks, and the rest of the video depicts his attempts toward removing all glass shards from his ass while hemorraging blood like a running bathroom sink.

"Did you see that video '1 guy 1 jar'?"

"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."

by devil1 January 04, 2009

rainbow dash cum jar

the rainbow dash cum jar is a reddit post that depicts a rainbow dash figurine submerged in a mason jar full of cum. the owner of the jar would frequently update the posts and show the cum that has been added. the jar was later accidentally boiled over a space heater, turning the liquid brown.

“have you heard of the rainbow dash cum jar?”

by epic bruh moment February 29, 2020