brandon

Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.

hey i am Brandon.

by Lauren77 May 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.

Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"

by unknown facts! September 7, 2019

Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016

Brandon

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's

Brandon is such a brandon smh.

by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016

brandon

a school shooter

watch out brandon has a gun

by kimnmell October 26, 2020

Brandon

He is a dick sucking mother fucker

faggot

Man brandon is stupid

by Real things January 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch

Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon

by Karen cline September 7, 2020