The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom
Smart people: the melon is above all!
by Melon is top March 17, 2020
Get the Melonmug. by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023
Get the Melonmug. Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022
Get the Coco melonmug. asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022
Get the puppy melonmug. Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*
by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023
Get the Carnegie Melonmug. Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
Get the Melon Ballingmug. Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
Get the Melon headmug.