jake

Asian girl, because Jake is a typical name for asian girls

I started working at the dishroom in a diner, and there were lots of Jakes there.

by Apollo Meklis January 29, 2009

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Jake

An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.

Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

by Luckkk December 7, 2012

jake

an annoying italian who thinks hes the shit and makes fun of canadians

everyone hates jake

by canadian128975 January 3, 2011

[Jake]

crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".

person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"

person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "

person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the

grass. AWINK "

by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010

Jake

A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.

I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly

by ernie kockwood January 1, 2012

The Jake

The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.

Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.

Animal party animal drunk douchebag

by Bringo5 May 10, 2018