Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 04, 2019
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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.
Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!
by mrs.buttman May 08, 2015
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The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.
“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
by LDOS1334 October 19, 2017
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Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
by ChickenMcKnowledge January 02, 2019
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child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.
Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010
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puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
by Calun March 03, 2014
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