closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 6, 2017

Jesus banger

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

by Lulublu November 24, 2018

Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure

dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger

by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022

ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

Baby Banger

A sick person who likes to make sweet love to tiny, innocent, little babies. Gender optional. (similar to a toddler fucker)

person#1 "See that guy over there, he's a Baby Banger."

person#2 "Really, what a dick!"

person#1 "Yea, that's why he's named Peter."

by RCAHILL April 16, 2010

five banger

a term for five of anything.

guy1: Yo how many beers u had?

guy2: a five banger.

by dave6 July 29, 2005