The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 19, 2019

Eskimo sex

Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.

I bet Spamton would be amazing at eskimo sex.

by IcyVoidCat October 28, 2023

Eskimo Stepbrothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers, when 2 dudes fuck the same girl, but she is black.

Yo, me and Nick just became Eskimo Stepbrothers!

That's kinda cool, but still pretty fucking gross man.

by Mr. Bootylicious June 26, 2016

Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.

Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??

by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019

eskimo palace

When your Eskimo brother and sister mate to have Eskimo children. Then their children have children etc... Etc...

Are you a member of my Eskimo palace? Fuck yeah eskibro

by Potmonkey February 28, 2016

eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones January 02, 2018

eskimo sisters

when two females have kissed or had any sexual intercourse with the same male

omg we both made out with chad at that party last night!! WE ARE ESKIMO SISTERS

by ur dad 4206969 October 28, 2019