scrag bag

1) refering to a dirty scrotum,
can also be used as a label for a dirty person

goddamn take a shower you scrag bag

by bastardfins December 27, 2006

crash bagged

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!

Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!

by cobrac46 January 23, 2009

bag shribble

When your balls are in a cold environment so they "Retrieve to the homeland".

Damn I got bag shribble bro

by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019

Medic Bag

The item Dallas need. Full health replenishing item.

AAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020

Shoulder Bag

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.

Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.

by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

Chav Bag

If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.

Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag

by OwenSmithTheLabourGuy July 29, 2016