Mental 69

When two people simultaneously mindfuck each other, and both get off on it.

That was a fucking mindblowing mental 69. I so need a cigarette.

by TomP May 29, 2007

Titty 69

Simultaneous titty sucking, preferably by two females, in the 69 position.

1. Man, Kelly and Kris got some serious Titty 69-ing going on last night. It was fucking awesome!

2. Do you want to Titty 69?

3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!

by McTitties69 November 14, 2010

flying 69

The Flying 69 is, without a doubt, one of the most dangerous and balls to the walls aerobatic maneuvers known to man. The act requires two participants; the first, playing catcher, and the second, the flyer. The Second would run towards whomever is receiving and, when within range, would then jump at the receiver whilst simultaneously flipping himself upside-down to be caught and held to bring about the standing 69!

Frank ran down the street towards Brian, who instinctively prepared himself for the flying 69. As Frank jumped, a small flock of bird flew over head, and a tear fell to David Hasselhoff's eye.

by Brian Gale December 15, 2008

Apollo 69

All you need is a hallway, a rolling chair, and a willing girlfriend.

The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.

I had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because I gave my girl the Apollo 69 last night.

by Character Choice October 15, 2009

butthole 69

The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.

Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess

by mafioso March 23, 2003

The Turtle 69

A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.

"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."

"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."

by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 27, 2008

keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019