FART HOG

Someone that seems to enjoy the consumption of farts. or is turned on by farts in a scatalogical sense

wow bro hellen keller is such a fart hog

by FartHOG FRIEND April 5, 2021

Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.

Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

by Ilene October 23, 2003

Tread-hog

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.

"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.

Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.

by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010

bonie hog

someone who judges you for eating two burgers.

Are you kidding me? Two burgers??? you are an absolute pig! that doesn’t sit right with bonie hog.

by Sausagepocket1000 May 2, 2023

comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010