doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
A Shady Twink is another saying for a ‘small peepee’. The origins of such a celestial term comes from infamous Instagram user: redacted when their step mother had over heard them use “Shady Twink” in a sentence, ultimately assuming such term was related to a “small p*n*s” therefore creating a new definition for “Shady Twink”.
“It’s quite unfortunate for you kyle. Seems like you’ve been diagnosed with Shady Twink energy.”
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
by #baddie July 20, 2021
A very known helltaker in the really popular subreddit discord r/memes
He is a great man Thank him
Shady is a great moderator and a great sauce provider
I like that guy give him some Beans-Etho Slab
He is a great man Thank him
Shady is a great moderator and a great sauce provider
I like that guy give him some Beans-Etho Slab
Shady weeb is so Cool
by I dont know what Pseudonym is2 April 28, 2021
this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses
by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019
To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
When a guy is being totally shady for no reason at all and you do not know why but it bothers the hell out of you and they do not have a good explanation for why they were being shady.
by Lainy Baby October 04, 2011
Shady Shawn is a corrupt Sheriff who allows sexual assault, blows taxpayer money and owes thousands in back child support. His shady antics are covered by a thin blue veil.
Shady Shawn is up to no good again, he just spent another $100k and promoted a sexual predator.
"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"
"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"
"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"
"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"
by _Jake November 23, 2019