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Jump Your Bones

If you fix my computer, I will jump your bones!
by Gutlut June 2, 2009
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shut your mouth

1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.

2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.
1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth

2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)
by sweetheart21 March 4, 2007
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How's your Penis?

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
by Mista Flow February 14, 2009
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your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"
Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...
by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006
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Dry your eyes

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!
by anonymous July 22, 2004
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fuck your mamma

when "Fuck You" doesn't quite say it, try "Fuck your Mamma"
Even more emphasis can be added by adding a simple "Bitch" to the end of the phrase.
by To- dawg October 3, 2006
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popping your collar

For pimp-ass mofos and gangstas;

Usually when one pinches the sides of your collar, usually on a polo or dress-shirt. You pinch the sides, and pull them up in self appraisal. It's a way of saying to the world, "look at how great I am". Almost exclusively male.

For preppy teenaged boys and girls;

Usually when the boy or girl unfolds the collar of a polo so that it stands straight up around the neck. It's supposed to be 'cool', but you can sometimes come off looking like Batman.
For gangstas; "You were popping your collar when I told you how sharp you looked in that velour suit."

For preps; "Nick was popping his collar in class today. At first I thought his ears were cold, but then I realized he thought it was 'cool'."
by BrandySwizzles August 6, 2006
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