Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

being pet like a chicken

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.

Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

by vividtears November 17, 2018

You look like a cake

The person (name caller) is saying you look superhigh. Can be used to warn a friend in class, without getting the attention of others.

(Guy one) "Hey man you okay, you look like a cake."
(Guy two) "Yeeahh, the party was pretty crazy."

by Zucky bread October 1, 2019

I look like a butter

To look like a butter is to look smooth and silky clean like butter.

V. I went to the party and all the hoes said I look like a butter

by THAT BUTTER May 14, 2018

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

by Ca2en September 19, 2017