James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 24, 2021

The Royal James

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.

“That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”

by Barer of bad news July 31, 2021

James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.

"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."

by Ofthewhitesea September 30, 2015

james moncrieff

Has a small dick but still Fucks bitches and gets money on the daily

Oh shit he’s pimpin, he reminds me of James Moncrieff

by White chocolate wonderful April 15, 2019

James Moncrieff

Has a small cock but he still fucks bitches and gets money on the daily.

SHIT HES THE MAN, He reminds me of “James Moncrieff”

by White chocolate wonderful April 15, 2019

James stead

Will come to your house and touch your kids while trying to sell them magic cards

That guy jimmy saville is a real James stead

by bonsonage January 07, 2019

james kitten

when james is sus

partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards

by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii October 05, 2021