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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
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my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times
*explains very clearly*

wym

my god
by hirolito October 8, 2023
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fapping god

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017
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god strewth

a British saying when in utter shock, confusion or shocked disappointment
if a jumpscare appears in a movie you could shout " GOD STREWTH MAN !"
by fith.xx December 18, 2022
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