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Poop

So poop is the solid or liquid material that comes out of your anus when you’re sitting on the toilet if you hold it in, you could get bladder problems
Dave, hey bob, i have to go poop. Bob, ok, go before you get bladder problems
by anonymous August 13, 2024
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YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!
Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.
by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 7, 2021
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poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
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venus poop trap

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.
I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.
by Ras echo September 29, 2017
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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
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poop

the slimy and stinky stuff that smell bad
that poop looks like joe
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 7, 2020
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Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019
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