global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 13, 2025
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 05, 2024
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Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
by I8mypaint January 06, 2018
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 09, 2019
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Poop Ratchet

Self descriptive 😉
by S to the Andrew June 02, 2020
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Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal
by Heta April 25, 2015
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cat poop joy stick

i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery
I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.
by fine art lover August 08, 2024
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