October 31st

National ask your crush to go trick or treating with you.😘😍

Hey it’s October 31st wanna go trick or treating with me.🥰

by Fuck hoes and fuckboys October 30, 2019

October 22

October 22nd is National Brady Dressler day
the day the most handsome, thiccest man will eat cheese.

Today is October 22nd, the day the most handsome, thiccest man will eat cheese.

by Brady.dressler October 21, 2019

October 24

International ass slap day

You need to slap your friend’s (or partner’s) ass very hard, it must be noisy, just on October 24

by ThicThot October 22, 2019

October 17

If you know a Keira date her day

Damn today is October 17 lemme go tell keira I wanna date her

by 😉aye October 16, 2019

nasty brown octobers

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes

person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers

by a handicap. December 1, 2022

october 18

if you throw your shortest friend you like dick in your ass

jesse “ready imma throw josh because it’s october 18”
joe:”this nigga really likes dicks in his ass”

by not today joe mana October 17, 2019

October 21

Is national dab on da haterz day. Most commonly used when you have a hater

Abby: Sj today is October 21!!
SarahJane: Oh yea bro let’s go dab on da haterz

by _ab8y October 17, 2019