John nory

A word to describe a men’s genitalia.

Wow Owen has a SMALL ‘John nory’

by Owens John nory November 20, 2021

John Leslie

The kid but not really.

John Leslie let the dogs out.

by runningman124 August 24, 2011

Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 09, 2019

that John

used to explain an object or thing

yo pass that John

by bigballin33 December 05, 2022

John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.

Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."

by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023

John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

John Kdunk fucking suck my cock

by Tkvd09 February 03, 2018

The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015