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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
mugGet the Watering My Monkeymug.

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"
by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009
mugGet the Sgt.Peppers Water Wheelmug.

Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.
Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!
by foxda5th September 9, 2022
mugGet the Sharks in the watermug.

water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
by eve1 June 25, 2024
mugGet the water-well bitch?mug.

Water waldadash

A type of waldadash that is made of water. It can live in any form of water, anywhere and it is a lower level so it can be avoided easily. (like water bending, ik, sick burn)
A water waldadash can only travel by water and cannot hurt you if you don't have a glass of fucking water you carry on you all the fucking time
by Don't fucking do it November 23, 2020
mugGet the Water waldadashmug.

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."
by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009
mugGet the Bag of Watermug.

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021
mugGet the if you dun drink water for 72 hoursmug.

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