crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

stick pick

When you pick a lock with your dick.

Aww the doors locked. Mabey I can stick pick it

by thedictinaryhater November 13, 2016

Sticks

Rolling papers, used for joints.

sticks come free with 2 grams.

Don’t worry, I brought sticks

by Kramer024 June 2, 2020

oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.

I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.

by cëllPirate November 16, 2021

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

Stick

Basically a group of beautiful women used in olden days.

Person: Ay...lad..we got a couple of nice sticks their don’t we

Another Person: Yes we do indeed

by Supersonic1234 April 5, 2020

Stick-cess

When you think all stickmen are the same

Guy 1: hey these two stickmen look the same
Guy 2: no there not, you're just stick-cess

by heymanouranallstarshrek October 6, 2019