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John

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.
Damn hes so John.
by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021
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John

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.
by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022
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John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.
John makes you smile
by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021
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John B

A sick guy who runs a weed farm called John B’s Cannabis Farm
Yo, it’s John B!
by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023
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John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.
girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.
by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020
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Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.
Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns
by fuggutarded December 9, 2021
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John O Sullivan

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj
by Johns A simp September 27, 2020
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