one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.

I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.

by Skate38 October 18, 2008

one beer wilson

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.

"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"

by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014

come young one

a form of way to tell a disciple of gigga nigga to talk their feelings to the one and holly gigga nigga

come young one, tell gigga nigga your problems

by mexicanfoxnigga April 19, 2021

One Brave Bee

A bee. Also a simp for dark purple-haired people that are also a pisces.

dragon: one brave bee, will you marry me
bee: 😳

by straight pisces April 11, 2021

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

one lone nun

A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.

I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.

by myspecialmagic November 1, 2016