Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

~

Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022

Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022