king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 18, 2021

Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)

"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."

by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 09, 2019

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era

Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help

by IntergalactalEnergy May 23, 2023

King weeaboo

Ethan Matsumoto

Ethath is the king weeaboo

by King Luigi February 28, 2019

King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 31, 2022

King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.

Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!

by greatghan December 14, 2018