national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are

Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!

by Jaida Beard 😬 July 15, 2020

pedro monke day

pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.

Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.

by Mime Balls October 21, 2021

National wolfstar day

august 21st, National wolfstar day is the day that we celebrate wolfstar. why august 21st? because its the fannon actors for remus and sirius’s birthdays.

“omg its august 21st”

“whats so special about that?”

“its national wolfstar day!!”

by moonyxprongs22 August 22, 2021

Freddy fazballs day

A holiday where you eat trash and pizza and if you’ve been a good little boy Freddy fazbear will give you his balls and it is on Jan 15th

Jim:hey josh did you know today is Freddy fazballs day
Josh:oh wow didnt know that

by Eat cheese balls now January 13, 2022

national lana day

A day for all Lana’s across the world celebrate themselves! December 12th!

Lana: Buy me starbucks?

Friend: Why?

Lana: It’s December 12th AKA national Lana day!

by smartduck March 15, 2022

National qotay Day

September 11th.

National qotay Day is a day celebrating the way qotay's people valiantly stood up and took action that fateful day, and flew that plane straight into those towers

Happy National qotay Day! I hope qotay has a good day today.

by Yabadabashitter August 25, 2023

Natural Slut Day

Celebrated on the September 17th to mark 260 days of the year (leap year-261 days), the approaching end of summer and wife appreciation day.

Celebrate female sexual freedom and release your natural sexual behaviour.

Have sex with as many people as you can, if you have a partner, why not have some threesomes or a gangbang, and if you're really feeling sexually free, allow those juices to flow naturally, and enjoy the pleasure of removing all barriers.

Do you fellas want to have some fun, it's Natural Slut Day today, and I'm Horny.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023