You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.
by blahblahblahblahbla May 16, 2018
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Get the Donald Trumpmug. by Porn_Nut June 17, 2021
Get the Trump Sizemug. TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndromemug. When you tell a lie that suddenly gathers its own dynamics and you can't control it anymore so you have to keep on adding lies.
by btchscallmepapi November 10, 2020
Get the to make a Trumpmug. Verb Trump, Trumped, Trumping
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
by MD France May 12, 2017
Get the Trumpmug. Donald Trump was a well known Drag Queen in the late 90s, who worked with Artists such as Elton John and Freddie Mercury.
His acts were well known for how interesting and vibrant they were.
In 1993 he did a Duo Tour with Current leader of the Drag Queens of United States (D.Q.U.S), Ron Desantis, where he did it for a charity event for LGBTQ+.
Unfortuantly in recent years, Trump has moved away from Drag queen acts to do more Charity work for Transgender people and LGBTQ+ people.
He plans to do a second return tour in May of 2024.
His acts were well known for how interesting and vibrant they were.
In 1993 he did a Duo Tour with Current leader of the Drag Queens of United States (D.Q.U.S), Ron Desantis, where he did it for a charity event for LGBTQ+.
Unfortuantly in recent years, Trump has moved away from Drag queen acts to do more Charity work for Transgender people and LGBTQ+ people.
He plans to do a second return tour in May of 2024.
by troller27 October 15, 2023
Get the Trumpmug.