Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018

A typical Among Us game

Below is an among us play

A typical Among Us game
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022

800 pound gaming pc

Portability is key

I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability

by Rhysroo14 January 18, 2021

South Carolina Shower Game

A game in which you play catch with the soap and the person must catch it with one hand if he doesn't catch it you get to slap him in the nuts with the bar of soap

Johnny: Lets play the South Carolina Shower Game tonight after practice.
Adam: Hell no I always drop the soap my nuts are sore

by 1234harlemsfinnest January 13, 2010

STEP YO GAME UP

Used in video games during situations where one team either has been or is being utterly raped by an opposing team. This lets them know that you find their performance disappointing and that they should increase both their ability and performance. While the intent behind saying it is to encourage them to play better, this usually has the opposite effect if they are unable to do so and sometimes results in a phenomena known as the ragequit.

Team 1: "Shit, we're getting steamrolled here..."
Team 2: "STEP YO GAME UP!!!"
Team 1: "Fuck this shit, i'm leaving."
Team 1 disconnects from server.

by Elindale October 9, 2008

Red traffic light game

Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.

Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!

by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013

I want to play a game

Well hello “UrBan Moderator” I’d like to play a game with you choose wise…leee so please sit d- oh ur already..ok….so choose either accept this definition with my R U L E B R E A K I N G things or scream out loud “I LIKE HENTAI record it and send me it @Suqked on Twitter. (Choose and if I see this Is not accepted by Tomorrow or declined and not sent a video….u will become my sex slave.

URBAN DICTIONARY SUCKS ALL THE PEOPLE HAVE LITTLE DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAN SUSSY BAKA UWU FOLLOW ME @SUQKED TWITTER I want to play a game

by Α February 1, 2022