when you date a slut then none of the nice girls ever like you again so you will only ever get sluts
by Old yeller September 03, 2017
When a guy/girl sleeps with many people on separate occasions, whilst alcohol induced. However, would not act in this manner sober.
by yogirlJ February 14, 2019
Is a hockey groupy that follows hockey players from arena to arena and fluffs them in the penalty box, doing them unconditionally on or off the ice. Doggy style is perferred after the game whether they are sweaty or not and smegma is of no concern.
by booch123 February 10, 2009
by Bimal From Boston October 02, 2021
Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator October 30, 2015
The local nickname given to the current mayor of the supposed fictional rural villa of freakytown. Some have said that his real name is Steffan Thomas, however this is still up for debate
Did you hear about the act Slut Shady passed last week, changing every day to be called freakday?! Apparently we have to stroke our thang for at least 45 minutes every day
by JDPTURBO May 08, 2024
Ape Slut....
When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).
He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...
When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).
He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...
by Word Mouth March 27, 2020