simp

Jérôme

Jérôme c un esti de simp

by Aaaaaajaja March 27, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simps

When you search your name on urban dictionary and you just see simps writing paragraphs about someone that has the same name as you.

Emma searches her name on urban dictionary because she is bored and the definitions are just simps talking about how much they love people with the same name as her

by Liedownonabed April 2, 2024

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Simp

A simp is a person who extremely expresses their feelings towards another person. Unlike caring for someone they go out of their way to get atleast 1 second of attention from the person they simp. Some of them would literally sell their liver to donate to them to get attention (as an example), and they would possibly defend them for doing something like destroying earth or something like that.

Person 1: "Yooooo, I just gave -insert person they simp- a house, a planet, the solar system, the universe, and my life!!!! I hope they notice me!!1!!1!1!1!"
Person 2: "bro. stop simping"

by coffeemachine July 9, 2022

Dream Simp

Extreme low functioning autism

"Hey did you know that Emma's a Dream simp"
"So that's why she's always getting FS"

by endL July 16, 2022