I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
by BakuBling February 11, 2019
Get the James Smug. A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.
Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the James Bucannonmug. When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023
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by People in a goats butt March 8, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. james, we’re do i begin, he’s a lil goofy guy yk. he can be on ur right, or on ur left… if u end things with a “james” u might miss him. (but prob not tbh) anywho he’s a good rapper, singer, dancer. many people would call him a thripal threat!!! if ur bestfriend goes for a james. she will end up killing herself❤️
by urmom248 July 13, 2022
Get the jamesmug.